Transformers 2: Rise Of The Fallen (0/5)

As a Big Brother you are occasionally called upon to see pure shite films, case in point. If he were my own son I don’t think I would have subjected him (and me) to this; I usually let him pick the film he wants to see, but after this turd I am going to rethink this approach. Michael Bay hates women, intellect, logic, joy, la la la. I gave him twenty dollars this weekend. Drat.

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License To Drive (0/5)

Very unlucky. Nothing good to see here, not even 80s nostalgia or worthwhile ‘Coreys’ slumming. Is it considered slumming when this may be their best feature film?

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S1m0ne (0/5)

A train wreck of Pacinoan magnitude. I quite fancied Niccol’s ‘Gattaca’, but after this and the very scheize ‘Lord of War’ I may just have to hate the whole catalog.

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